So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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