Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
