Define "chronic" masturbator.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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