We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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