There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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