What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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