doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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