these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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