she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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