I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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