Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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