How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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