Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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