is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He felt like a one man threesome
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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