next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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