Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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