I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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