did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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