I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am spending my child support on dildos
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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