so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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