Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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