Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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