I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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