He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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