I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
