with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
