"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize
