i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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