you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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