The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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