Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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