I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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