Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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