matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The struggles of a small town man whore
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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