Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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