everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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