I feel great
I just peed on a car
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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