ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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