Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
