Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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