talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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