I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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