But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
