If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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