They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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