I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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