.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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