Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
