Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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