i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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