Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I am one with the molecules
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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