Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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