Don't you send me to vm
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
areolas are like halos for boobs.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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