We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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