Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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